Fellahs, you are all very handsome and I would take any one of you to the Junior Prom in a heartbeat.
Ladies, please drop me an e-mail or comment on this post so that we can coordinate our schedules around some rough fuckin’.

Especially you, Cassandra.

#1 by .......... at May 9th, 2009
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i comment only because you ask me to
#2 by Definitely the real Jeff at May 9th, 2009
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You’re right, I AM quite handsome! Though really, I’m still holding out hope that Edward Cullen asks me to junior prom. Fingers crossed!
#3 by Rachel at May 12th, 2009
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Your invitation to rough sex tells me you are passionate and your willingness to work around our busy schedules tells me you are considerate. Also, good job on Cracked.