Comments on: A Comment Complaint

By: Randy Sexer

Randy Sexer — Sat, 16 May 2009 22:40:45 +0000

Needs more colostomy gang-rape.

By: jnknjk

jnknjk — Sat, 16 May 2009 22:06:52 +0000

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By: South Texan

South Texan — Tue, 12 May 2009 18:01:19 +0000

This article is incredibly whiny. See you at the wedding.

By: Darkmage

Darkmage — Tue, 12 May 2009 15:41:23 +0000

I know your pain, Jeff.
I, too, write many an article that strives to be funny but the subject matter (and my rage) often turn them into more serious articles.
I even photoshopped a Fascist Alligator, for God’s sake!

I often don’t comment things for similar reasons to Smackofham but, in the future, I will try an comment you if only to make you happy.

If you care (which I’m sure you don’t) I’ve linked my blog above.

By: Atyxs

Atyxs — Mon, 11 May 2009 20:26:52 +0000

This comment is being posted to exploit the illiterate.

By: tiffany

tiffany — Mon, 11 May 2009 11:33:27 +0000

um hi… heres a comment

i hate helen keller too

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By: admin

admin — Sun, 10 May 2009 03:17:08 +0000

GOD DAMMIT PEOPLE

STOP ENCOURAGING HIM

By: Anonymous Person Who Continually Breaks Your Heart

Anonymous Person Who Continually Breaks Your Heart — Sun, 10 May 2009 03:15:11 +0000

I read this article. It was funny.
You are a good person. Probably. I wouldn’t know, actually, but let’s just say that you are.
You are a good person who write funny articles.

eh?

By: smackofham

smackofham — Sat, 09 May 2009 23:00:15 +0000

As a reader and non-comment-writer of funny articles on the internet, I usually type something on the comment box, realise how stoopid it sounds, and delete it. So, for how many comments there aren’t, times infinity, THAT’S how many people you made pee out their nose (with laughter).
Don’t forget to times infinity.

By: conor

conor — Sat, 09 May 2009 20:37:09 +0000

As a fellow writer of internet humor, I can really resonate with what you’re saying. No one ever comments on my articles, and they’re brilliant. I’ve made people piss themselves before with my brilliance. No one can say that in a comment though, “I just pissed because you’re brilliant.” No, they remain silent and smug.

Either that, or they say something like “ur not funny u dick” or “dis iz gay” or “youre member can be throbbingest http://www.dickpillz.ru,” etc.

And we wrote an article about that:
http://thetalkingmirror.com/2009/03/nasty-brutish-and-short-a-word-on-internet-commenters/

Keep on keeping on.

cheers.