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	<title>Comments on: LAWNTERROR: CHAPTER TWO</title>
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		<title>By: Gman</title>
		<link>http://www.thelastgaffe.com/contributors/malcolm/lawnterror-chapter-two/comment-page-1/#comment-3154</link>
		<dc:creator>Gman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 19:54:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How is it that an article about lawncare can be so entertaining? I don&#039;t even have a lawn.</description>
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		<title>By: Quick scan of the net - hand trimmer &#171; Tiny Flourishes in my laundry</title>
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		<dc:creator>Quick scan of the net - hand trimmer &#171; Tiny Flourishes in my laundry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 17:37:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] http://www.thelastgaffe.com/?p=296Uneducated louts might tell you that weed trimmers are typically used for precision cutting in areas lawnmowers can&#8217;t reach, but they are lying. The true purpose of a weed trimmer is to launch pebbles into your co-workers&#8217; faces &#8230; Drop spreaders, on the other hand, have much more personality. See, you only use drop spreaders when the powdery shit you&#8217;re spreading is powdery shit that you very much don&#8217;t want to be breathing, such as iron phosphate (a common mosskiller. &#8230; [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] <a href="http://www.thelastgaffe.com/?p=296Uneducated" rel="nofollow">http://www.thelastgaffe.com/?p=296Uneducated</a> louts might tell you that weed trimmers are typically used for precision cutting in areas lawnmowers can&#8217;t reach, but they are lying. The true purpose of a weed trimmer is to launch pebbles into your co-workers&#8217; faces &#8230; Drop spreaders, on the other hand, have much more personality. See, you only use drop spreaders when the powdery shit you&#8217;re spreading is powdery shit that you very much don&#8217;t want to be breathing, such as iron phosphate (a common mosskiller. &#8230; [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Disconnected Thoughts of a Engineer Grad &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Quick scan of the net - last trimmer</title>
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		<dc:creator>Disconnected Thoughts of a Engineer Grad &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Quick scan of the net - last trimmer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 17:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] http://www.thelastgaffe.com/?p=296Uneducated louts might tell you that weed trimmers are typically used for precision cutting in areas lawnmowers can&#8217;t reach, but they are lying. The true purpose of a weed trimmer is to launch pebbles into your co-workers&#8217; faces at &#8230; [...]</description>
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