(Apart from the traffic they’ve been providing, I mean.)

1. They are incredibly sexy.

2. This one StumbleUpon user took off his shirt in front of me, and his muscles were huge.

3. StumbleUpon users make the best lovers.

4. Many StumbleUpon users can perform nine-item juggling by accident.

5. “StumbleUpon” is ancient Greek for “great hair.”

6. I have never seen a StumbleUpon user lose a dance competition.

7. StumbleUpon users can breathe underwater, and frequently use this talent to score sex from mermaids.

8. StumbleUpon users are great.

You knuckleheads rule.