(Alternative Title: SECOND-BEST AT WHAT HE DOES)

What can we say about Wolverine that hasn’t been poorly spelled in all-caps before? He’s Marvel’s most bankable mutant and currently appears in about every third comic Marvel publishes. They have even taken to specifically labeling comics which don’t have Wolverine on them. Yes, seriously.

Use these to recognize the increasingly-rare Wolverine-free Marvel titles!

In the comics Wolverine seems aware of his best-selling status, missing no opportunity to talk down to his teammates and trash-talk his enemies, generally glowering at everything and wishing he could fuck a dead woman. This would all-be par for the course in comics but, dammit, he’s just so cocky about it, as are his fans. Well I say we take Wolverine at his word and see whether he really is the best there is at what he does.

What exactly is it that Wolverine does, you ask? Let’s check his stats:

KILLING

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One thing that always drew fans to Wolverine was how lethal he was. Banshee would yell at you, Cyclops would look at you, Professor X would make you think bad thoughts, but Wolverine… he will stab you. As time went on this aspect of Wolverine’s character was played up more heavily as fans couldn’t seem to get enough of Wolverine losing his shit and killing a room full of dudes. One of the things that catapulted Wolverine to fan-favorite status was him cutting up an entire building of dudes after getting left for dead in the sewers.

GRADE: B-

Apart from cannon-fodder henchmen, Wolverine really hasn’t killed as many people as you would think. Of those he has killed many of them really had it a long time coming, so the whole “loose cannon” angle just doesn’t work. He probably would have scored higher if not for the fact that he has failed to kill so many of his arch enemies when killing people is his whole deal (see below.)

HEAD OF THE CLASS: TOMMY MONAGHAN

I could have said “The Punisher” because both of them have pretty impressive body counts but A) the Punisher didn’t really start killing a lot of guys for a long time (since he was a Spider-Man character and mostly hung around threateningly) and B) Tommy Monaghan killed a shitload of guys in way fewer issues than the Punisher ever did. Still, both characters held mainstream titles and killed way more people than Wolverine ever did. For those unfamiliar with him, Tommy Monaghan starred in DC comics’ Hitman by future Punisher scribe Garth Ennis and his book was pretty righteously funny in its own right, which earns him some extra credit.

ADAMANTIUM

HRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNGH

Wolverine’s bones are coated with an alloy called adamantium, an ultra-dense material that is virtually indestructible once it solidifies. This means two things: he can withstand an astounding amount of punishment and his claws can cut through damn near anything. This does make for some cool moments and lets him go toe to toe with people like the Hulk or giant robots. (If you’ve ever seen the X-Men fight Sentinels you know that the whole team is over in one panel attacking one’s foot while Wolverine cuts off like four of their heads in the rest of the page.) For years the exact process and origin behind Wolverine’s adamantium was unknown since its creation was a state-protected secret.

GRADE: C

Wolverine’s adamantium is great and all, but he could withstand massive punishment without it (see below,) so it’s not strictly necessary. It’s also a bad idea to have a metal skeleton when the supervillain you fight every goddamn Tuesday has magnetic powers. Magneto finally wised up after 20 years of Wolverine’s bullshit and extracted the adamantium from his skeleton in the form of little sperms.

"Okay, I'll be the first to admit that I didn't really think this AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH"

It was at that point that it was revealed that Wolverine didn’t even need adamantium claws since he’d had big bone claws the whole time which could still cut through the side of a bus. (Kids! This is not how science works; no matter how sharp I carve a stick of butter it is not going to slice through a piece of construction paper.)

Moreover, the mystery and uniqueness of adamantium was a bit dulled by the fact that over time everybody got themselves some adamantium, even Wolverine’s old enemy Sabretooth. Bullseye has an adamantium spine. Doctor Octopus had some adamantium arms. Doctor Doom made some adamantium armor. Marvel’s mafia families have adamanium robot bodyguards. Wolverine’s vengeful ex and even his bastard son got their hands on some adamantium. I think even Gambit had an adamantium stick now. Gambit. Jesus.

HEAD OF THE CLASS: ULTRON

The very first Ultron resembled the Fruit Fucker from Penny Arcade but it wouldn’t be long before he upgraded and the Avengers had to deal with an entire killer robot made of adamantium who also shot face lasers and had an army of lesser robots. It bears repeating that he shoots death lasers out of his face. The height of Ultron’s being-awesomeness was when he built a metric shitload of copies of himself out of adamantium and basically marched across the entire fakey country of Slorenia and burned it to the ground. Oh, he also sort of took over space a little. Eat a dick, Wolverine.

SUPER POWERS

"Hey guys, I found some bullets."

Wolverine’s super powers include a super-fast healing ability and heightened senses. That means that writers can have him do all the bad-ass action hero stuff in the world and have an excuse for it. How did he know that ninja was right behind him? Oh, right, super-smelling. Did he just jump out of a plane without a parachute? Oh, right, regeneration. If you watched the X-Men cartoon in the 90’s you know that the infected Wolverine with the Legacy Virus (a flimsy analogue for AIDS,) and cured it with his hyper-immune system’s antibodies. They never tried that in the comics though because none of your damn business, that’s why!

GRADE: C-

Wolverine’s regeneration isn’t as common in comics as, say, super-strength or wearing nothing but panties and calling it a battle suit but he’s neither unique or the first in making regeneration his whole deal. The whole point of the Spider-Man villain the Lizard was that his origin had him regenerating a whole god-damned arm before he even got turned into Crocodile Dundee’s arch nemesis. Not only that but Wolverine’s first opponents — the Hulk and Wendigo — also have healing factors, as does his arch-enemy Sabretooth. And Wolverine’s other enemies, Bloodscream and Cyber and Omega Red. Deadpool has a synthetic healing factor based off of Wolverine’s. The fucking Green Goblin has a healing factor, as does Doomsday (the guy who killed Superman a little,) and a random ass cop in the pages of Flash. Oh, and the cheerleader. Even Hawkman has a healing factor these days. You’re as cool as Hawkman, Wolverine.

As for the super-duper senses: A) that’s Daredevil’s whole deal, B) half the people listed above also have that, C) Superman owns them all.

HEAD OF THE CLASS: LOBO

Lobo (the version of Lobo that caught on, at least,) was an indictment of the over-the-top gruffness and violence that defined characters like Wolverine and the Punisher. He was so over-the-top, in fact, that people fell unironically in love with him and supported him in a whole series. Lobo has super-senses as well, not that he needs them. His healing abilities are so powerful that he can re-grow a body after his head has been severed. If completely disintegrated, a new Lobo will still regenerate out of a drop of blood. Add to that the fact that he’s effectively immortal since both Heaven and Hell have literally kicked him out, and Wolverine looks like a pussy boy in comparison (though to be fair, Clint Eastwood riding a grizzly bear looks pretty sissy next to Lobo.)

BEING A DANGEROUS LONER

If there’s one thing that fans associate with Wolverine above all else it’s the attitude of the dangerous loner. Why does Jean fall for the pint-sized furball? Girls love a troubled bad-boy. If there’s something to be done Wolverine is ready to do it himself and the hell with all your regulations, Lieutenant! When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn’t out collecting for the Red Cross, Bub! SNIKT!

GRADE: F

Wolverine’s big break was as the irascibly surly guy on the All-New, All-Different X-Men, where it was revealed that he had previously been a part of Alpha Flight, prior to which he was a member of the Weapon X program and part of Canadian Special Forces (they’re the branch of the Canadian military who’re allowed to use the one tank, provided they pay for gas out of their own pockets.) Since then he’s been a member of the Avengers, the Fantastic Four, the Secret Defenders, X-Force… there’s really no group of idiots that Wolverine won’t hang around while complaining about being a grizzled loner. This is without even mentioning the fact that he apparently collects mutant jailbait sidekicks: first Sprite, then Jubilee, and now he’s got characters named Pixie and Armor under his hairy, surly wing. Yes, the names are getting slightly less terrible as time passes, but the bottom line is still that Wolverine is more or less the world’s angriest babysitter.

The funny thing is, he’s not even the best at being bad at being a grizzled loner, an honor which we all know belongs to Batman; never minding the Justice League, the Outsiders (his own super-team), and a seemingly never ending parade of Gotham vigilantes who operate under his watch… at this point there have been five different Robins.

"Can we make this fight quick? Robin 8 gets colicky if I don't read to him before beddy-byes."

HEAD OF THE CLASS: DEADPOOL

Wade Wilson’s affiliation with the Weapon X program was the last time he was a part of anything except for a passing camaraderie with professional super-villains and a shape-shifting ex-girlfriend. Sure, he tried to bang some jailbait member of X-Force and was occasionally pressed into service by an even badder villain here and there but always for a lark, always as a gag. The only people Deadpool regularly associated with were hostages. The closest thing he has to a friend is the murderous psychopath Bullseye, and even that relationship involves them trying to kill one another half the time. The only real way you can get Deadpool to hang out with you is to pay him lots of money, and even then he’ll probably spend the whole time insulting you and might set fire to the dog.

LOVE

Wolverine has banged a lot of chicks. Most of these chicks have been Asian, redheaded, super-heroes, super-villains, or some combination of the two. He’s been married a couple of times and even fathered a couple of children (one of them with a cave-woman. Yes, that’s true.) He even has a sort of “just friends” relationship with Daredevil’s main squeeze, Elektra, which may in fact be “friends with benefits.” Most famously, Wolverine has repeatedly acted as the third side of a romantic triangle with teammates Cyclops and Jean Grey. Even after the two were married Wolverine still kept at it and teases of the two kissing or having a relationship were constant. If you’ve read any straight X-Men fanfiction online it probably involved Jean and Logan fucking.

What? Don’t look at me like that, you bastards.

GRADE: D

First off, in Marvel’s Ultimate X-Men title Wolverine did finally nail Jean Grey… when she was jailbait. Neat, huh?

The other thing you have to realize is that a lot of the women Wolverine has been with over the years have sort of died or tried to kill him or both. This is because they usually get abused, thrown over, abandoned, killed, sent to hell… bad times, basically. One joined a terrorist group. One shoved giant metal spikes into her fingers and led an army of cyborgs. It takes a hell of a lot of scorn to drive a woman to that. If you think dealing with the hair he leaves on the soap is the worst thing about knocking boots with Wolverine, think again. Wolverine doesn’t protect his girlfriends for shit.

One of them even died from blowfish toxin poisoning, like Homer Simpson almost did that one time.

HEAD OF THE CLASS: TOM STRONG

Created by Alan Moore as a sort of Doc Savage-Captain Marvel pastiche, Tom Strong doesn’t look a day over 38 even at 108 years old, which means he got some seventy solid years of crazy sex with his wife, who kind of was a princess. Together they stopped robot people and alien invasions and total craziness and managed to raise a teenage daughter for sixty years. So, like a lot of Alan Moore comics, it runs on its own little put-put logic engine. If you buy that, though, Tom isn’t exactly a player or a cooze-hound but he does run a loving home in spite of absolute craziness and keeps his loved ones safe, at least. Plus he was raped by a Nazi superwoman in his sleep. I think we’ve all had dreams like that after watching Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS.

Then again, if we’re rating on a strict cooze-hound scale then Wolverine still loses out to a lot of characters, especially Jack Horner from DC’s Fables. Yes, the same Jack Horner who sat in a corner, jumped over candlesticks, and fought giants. In this comic he gets more pussy than some sort of Hugh Hefner-Wilt Chamberlain cyborg which makes up for nursery rhymes being the second lamest form of expression… right below Hallmark cards and right above Uwe Boll movies.

STYLE

Wolverine’s blue and yellow spandex isn’t entirely intimidating, and is hardly the best superhero costume out there. There are also more than a few people who thought it was a little gay. In fact Frank Quietly, artist of the Authority and JLA, has said almost that exact thing on more than one occasion.

GRADE: F

When Quietly got the job of redesigning the X-Men, he set out to make Wolverine look absolutely not gay at all. Not. Gay. At. All. So he designed this:

Whoa. Um. Geez.

HEAD OF THE CLASS: JUST ABOUT GODDAMNED EVERYBODY

Even the superheroes who look more than a little gay are still better designed than… this. Not to mention even his original costume has always been kind of arbitrary, like many of the X-Men. Then of course there’s his hair…

SMOKING

Anybody who grew up reading Marvel comics knows that Wolverine is rarely without a nice big stogie in his mouth. His healing powers mean that he never has to worry about cancer or, hell, probably even yellowing teeth.

GRADE: F

As per an official policy put in place by current Editor-In-Chief Joe Quesada, Wolverine can’t smoke. He can never smoke. Neither can Nick Fury or the Thing or anybody else who smokes… all people whose unique physiology makes smoking not a problem. But no superheroes can smoke. Because smoking is evil. Only supervillains can smoke. This is a rule.

HEAD OF THE CLASS: HELLBOY

Hellboy’s love of cigars has crossed from comics to film to even direct-to-DVD cartoons. Before a film was even a remote possibility, Hellboy had his own cigarette lighter. These days he has like eight. Wolverine, by comparison, appears on candy cigarette packages. Only they don’t call them candy cigarettes: they call them “candy sticks.”

If you want to see Daniel talk a lot more about comics, a good place to do this is over at his blog, the Comic Book Closet.

Every show is somebody’s favorite. I’m not just talking about the Sopranos or Cheers. I’m sure that somewhere out there is a Pink Lady and Jeff fan holding out for a miracle. When a network cancels a show it might be due to low ratings, public outrage, lack of sponsors, or other budgetary concerns. Maybe Bernie Mac died. The point is that usually we, the viewing public, know how the game is played so we learn to live with it.

That’s not always the case. Sometimes a show is cut down in its prime or before it even had a chance. In honor of the not-entirely-recent release of the complete Andy Richter Controls the Universe on DVD (including unaired episodes) I thought it would be a good idea to look at some comedy series that suffered that ignominy. This is by no means a complete list or even a complete list of our favorite canceled comedies but rather an ode to a few shows that don’t get enough love (and a couple that simply can’t get enough love.)

Right off the bat let me just say that we of TLG give special lifetime achievement recognition in the history of canned programs to Judd Apatow and Bryan Fuller. Freaks and Geeks, Dead Like Me, Undeclared, Pushing Daisies: these shows all had their own online petitions to “Save Our Show!” and complimentary pull-quotes etched on their tombstones. If we didn’t make this one entry it would be the whole article.

#1. Arrested Development

Arrested Development is kind of the patron saint of canceled comedy although, to be fair, the network did support an extended run of the show even though the ratings didn’t justify it. That way they could wave their critical acclaim banners and loudly cheer, “See? Not everything on FOX is righteous suck!” Like most of the shows on this list, this one had a rabid internet following so I don’t think much of a plot recap is necessary: Jeffrey Tambor goes to prison and Jason Bateman is left “in charge” of a misanthropic, entitled family of social mutants. The comedy alternated between dumb jokes presented intelligently and wry satire delivered broadly, providing a perfect mix of ha-ha sensibilities.

Why It Was Shitcanned

First it was removed from the schedule to make room for the return of Family Guy with networks citing expectations of savage sweeps numbers for AD. You could argue they were trying to save the show but in context of the network’s other actions this looks more like short-changing a cult comedy series for the benefit of promoting the crap out of some newer program, a lesson you think they would have learned with FAMILY GUY, a show they had previously canceled and only brought back on the strength of DVD sales and rerun ratings on Adult Swim.

NOTE TO FAMILY GUYS FANS: Family Guy does not actually appear in this article. Please return to your daily routines of quoting Stewie ad nauseum.

FOX let the show die slowly, though, as something of an appeasement to fans. They brought AD back for a third season all right… opposite Monday Night Football for half the country. As one might guess, the ratings were even poorer this time around. FOX cut their order for the season from 22 episodes to 13, airing the final four episodes as a cobbled-together Not-Really-Series-Finale, which they then scheduled opposite the opening ceremonies for the 2006 Winter Olympics. In short, though it wasn’t as dramatic a cut as some on this list and though it survived stays of execution, when the time to cut AD came FOX did it Keyser-Soze-style.

Silver Lining

In addition to the DVDs, an Arrested Development movie is promised. Unless plagues of locusts eat the work print or something, which I’m not prepared to rule out.

#2. The Tick

The Tick comic book was a madcap superhero parody published by New England Comics which, although only lasting twelve issues, gained a large cult following. The Tick cartoon by Saban made Saturday mornings worth living for. The Tick live action series was, well, considerably different (but still funny.) Unable to have as much physical comedy and zany adventures (due to budgetary constraints) the show relied more on innuendo, puns, and satire. Nevertheless the show had a lot of promise.

Why It Was Shitcanned

The Tick had one foot in the grave before the pilot even aired because, for starters, they decided to air the pilot, the weakest of the shows produced (though built on a sound concept: Tick is tricked into leaving the bus stop he has sworn to protect by bus stop employees, saves city and President from robot.) The show was also slotted as a mid-season replacement meaning that if it took off, great. If not, the studio wasn’t going to shed any tears.

Well, except for this guy, maybe.

The show was under-promoted and had its schedule swapped around, moving time slots and nights and being pre-empted for weeks on end. Unable to find an audience (no fucking shit, the audience wasn’t able to find the show,) the series was canceled before all the ordered episodes had aired (because Fox was counting the pilot in their airing schedule; see also Dollhouse.) That means that by the time the show’s tie-in action figures made it to stores there was no show to cross-promote them (see also BraveStarr.)

Silver Lining

Thank you, DVD, for making us laugh about love… again. In addition, Ben Edlund (creator of the Tick and one of the driving forces behind the show) has moved on to Joss Whedon’s production company where he worked on also-canceled shows Angel (ouch) and Firefly (double ouch.) Today he writes for Supernatural, among other things, a show which is… well, not entirely unwatchable is perhaps the most honest endorsement…

#3. The Xtacles/Frisky Dingo

Frisky Dingo was one of Adult Swim’s eleven-minute marvels. Unique among Williams Street fare, consequences and plot lines carried over from episode to episode, making each season something of a saga. The writing was rich with wit and verve and lovingly skewered pop culture without referencing old video games and DuckTales with every third line of dialogue. It revolved largely around a supervillain named Killface, a small businessman and single father trying to provide a loving home life for his son while trying diligently to drive the Earth into the sun with his doomsday device. Killface’s comic foil was his ostensible arch-enemy and sometime best friend Xander Crews, also the superhero Awesome X.

So awesome that you're probably gonna go blind.

With a rich ensemble cast (including rapper Killer Mike) and increasingly batshit storylines the show managed to stay fresh through the end of the second season. Like the first season, the second ended with a cliffhanger and set up a third season/spinoff, the Xtacles, focusing on Awesome X’s Stormtrooper-esque sidekicks.

Why It Was Shitcanned

7030, the animation studio producing the show, closed its doors in the middle of production for as-yet-undisclosed reasons (presumably financial) and Adult Swim announced that the Xtacles would be canceled with the second episode. This news came just days after the release of the Season 2 DVD, meaning the Xtacles episodes produced are lost to the ages (and probably TiVo.)

Silver Lining

There’s not much of one, except that some of the 7030 crew are currently working on a show for the FX network.

#4. The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr.

To much of the internet, Bruce Campbell is a golden god who can do no wrong, a reputation earned through his appearance in genre-mixing cult fare with a strong sense of humor and a lot of physical comedy (oh, and the fact that people are usually high when they watch his movies.) That same description sums up The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. perfectly. A wild west romp with some sci-fi trappings (much like the television show Wild Wild West before it) the show has plenty of opportunity for Campbell to show off his physical prowess in bar brawls and pratfalls, with the tone of the humor hovering somewhere between Indiana Jones and Blazing Saddles. All this only months after the release of Army of Darkness? Awesome.

ABOVE: Bruce Cambell, sitting down to breakfast.

Why It Was Shitcanned

For its entire life the show ran on Friday, which is pretty much instant death for any show as Friday and Saturday night ratings are and have always been abysmal. Shows which premiere on or are moved to Friday or Saturday nights are pretty much resigned to the grave before the first commercial break.

Something that certainly didn’t help was the fact that there were almost no other westerns on television in 1993. In fact there was only one other western of consequence on television, also in a death slot: Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. This aired Saturday nights and hoped to draw much the same audience as Brisco County Jr. did. However, Dr. Quinn’s audience ended up being mostly old fuddy-duddies. The image that much of the public had of the show was that it was something your grandma watched if she couldn’t work the VCR to tape Murder She Wrote episodes and that attitude tainted Brisco County Jr. as well.

Silver Lining

Again, the complete series is now on DVD. In addition, Bruce is currently on USA’s Burn Notice, a witty and sharp show that also suffers from a bit of an image problem. It’s still pretty great, and as a cable original the expectations for its ratings are lower so it takes fewer viewers to succeed.

#5. Mystery Science Theater 3000

MST3K and the internet are practically synonymous so I wouldn’t guess I’d need explain the show, but since it has been off the air for ten years now: a man and two puppets make fun of terrible movies and break up the monotony with sketch comedy. Trust me, it’s better than it sounds. Brainchild of Joel Hodgeson, the series was spirited away from a UHF station in Minnesota to national cable broadcast on the fledgling Comedy Channel, now Comedy Central. The show moved to the Sci-Fi Channel (now Syfy, pronounced “Syfy”) in 1996 and, all told, lasted 10 years and 10 seasons, which is as long as The Twilight Zone, The Outer Limits, and Night Gallery combined.

Why It Was Shitcanned

Comedy Central originally canceled it because, well, it was just about the only original program on their schedule. South Park was still a year away and they were doing just fine running stand-up and old reruns of Soap, the soap opera parody show where Billy Crystal played the multiple personality gay elderly Jew. The show had always taken potshots at Comedy Central itself and gossip suggests the network got tired of it. No big deal, right? Sci-Fi Channel to the rescue!

Or not. The show’s scheduling made it difficult to catch since it was a Saturday show played at different times in the morning, afternoon, or late at night depending on the whims of the scheduling body. What’s more, in an attempt to try and develop more of a fan base for the show Sci-Fi had the writers come up with a stronger story arc that carried over from episode to episode, season to season. Far from engendering Lost-style devotion, some fans found it alienating since the shows were only shown in order as the premiered and then never again, an issue still present on the DVD releases. Ergo, if you tuned in one week ancillary characters Pearl and Observer might be trying to rescue Professor Bobo from his own stupidity in ancient Rome while the next week’s episode has the Observer’s people threatening to dissect everyone with no transition or explanation.

It'd be pretty funny if those episodes HAD logically followed each other, though. In a way. I guess.

Ultimately, though, while the show’s ratings were decent (for Sci-Fi Channel anyhow) the company line at the time of cancelation was an ‘inability to secure advertisers’ which is a little evident in later episodes where every commercial break brought about a plea from Dial soap (soap again!)

Silver Lining

Everybody involved in the show has moved on to other projects, including RiffTrax and Cinematic Titanic which also involve the writers sitting around and making fun of bad movies. Since tape trading was a big part of MST3K fandom all of the old episodes are still around and most of them are online in some form, meaning that if you’re a dirty fucking thief you could torrent them (The Last Gaffe does not endorse torrenting MST3K and certainly doesn’t endorse covering big-tittied cheerleaders in whipped cream.)

#6. Futurama

In 1998 I said to a friend of mine, “I don’t care if Matt Groening is doing it, there is no way anything called Futurama will ever be watchable.” Saying something like that today could get me killed in certain parts of the country. Futurama was about everything else as much as it was also about a delivery boy from the 20th century who awoke in the 31st. With a strong stable of writers and less family-oriented stories and gags, Futurama drank deep of the sci-fi and pop culture spoof well. Spaceballs deep. The story of how it met its end is less convoluted than the other entries on this list but I would be kicked out of the internet if I didn’t mention it.

Why It Was Shitcanned

Remember how when The Simpsons or South Park premiered family activist groups started worrying that every child was going to become a delinquent because of what they saw on television? That didn’t happen with Futurama because kids weren’t watching it. A lot of adults weren’t, either. Futurama’s core audience ranged from pop-savvy teens to developmentally-stunted middle-aged fanboys, a far narrower demographic than what The Simpsons was shooting for, which was “everyone.” Though it initially out-performed King of the Hill on a regular basis the ratings tapered off slowly but steadily.

That being said, there are shows about bark mulch more entertaining than King of the Hill.

The old problem of shifting nights didn’t help much and by its fourth season the show was airing irregularly, constantly pre-empted for sporting events. The fifth season was mostly composed of episodes Fox just hadn’t bothered airing from seasons three and four. Futurama was never outright canceled; instead, Fox just let it die on its own and quietly stopped ordering episodes, making the end of Futurama even sadder.

Silver Lining

The show did well in reruns on Adult Swim and when their contract ran out Comedy Central came calling. As an incentive to pick up the show it was suggested that a new sixth season might exist, which was made up of cut-down versions of four direct-to-DVD movies. This “sixth season” has done moderately well on Comedy Central and Futurama airs damn near every night.

Additionally, bolstered by the earnings of The Simpsons Movie, Groening and co. have even suggested the possibility of a theatrical feature if interest appears strong enough. This is surely the gravest issue facing our nation and I’ve no doubt that President Obama is working tirelessly toward this goal.